Frequently Asked Questions
How can I contact the patsintheflats.com people?
A) You can email Pat at firstname.lastname@example.org or dial 216.621.8044 for club information. For site information email email@example.com Please put a specific topic in the subject line, something ambiguous like: "check this out" will probably be trashed.
The directions that you have on the site differ greatly than the directions I found on Map-Quest. Who's right?
A) Having congruent directions was a number one priority with us. I have not a clue what map-quest is thinking of by taking people up Carnegie avenue and Pittsburgh street? The directions also reflect the recent closing of the West third bridge.
When I've been to Pats in the Flats club, I was charged five-bucks. I suppose Pat has a nice little slush-fund built up by now, eh?
A) Incorrect, the five dollars goes directly to the bands that are performing that night. Usually a trusted band-member is checking the door and securing the take, this is quite different at other Cleveland clubs where the bands receive a portion of actual total.
My computer is so old that it won't support frames, what can I do?
I've heard a lot of great stories over the years about Pats, where can one share their experience?
A) Visitor contributions of any sort are most welcomed at patsintheflats.com. Email your contribution to lou at patsintheflats.com and it will be shared with others on a later version.
I suppose this joint is like the rest of the flats. What is it now, about 10 bucks to park?
A) Pats in the Flats has absolutely no charge for parking!